The Unfortunate Plight of a Sausage: The Day I Got Assaulted While Promoting a Butcher Shop

TLDRJason Manford recalls the time he dressed up as a sausage to promote a local butcher shop and got assaulted by school kids. Ruth Jones recounts the story of how Ian saved her tortoise's life at a recycling plant. David Mitchell shares his experience of accidentally receiving 100 packs of batteries instead of 10 from Ian on eBay.

Key insights

🌭Jason Manford's unfortunate encounter with school kids while promoting a local butcher shop dressed as a sausage.

🐢Ruth Jones shares how Ian saved her tortoise's life at a recycling plant.

🔋David Mitchell's accidental purchase of 100 packs of batteries instead of 10 from Ian on eBay.

Q&A

What other costumes did Jason Manford wear for promotions?

Jason Manford dressed up as a sausage to promote a local butcher shop.

Why were school kids assaulting Jason Manford and Ruth Jones?

School kids assaulted Jason Manford and Ruth Jones while they were promoting the butcher shop and recycling plant respectively.

How did Ian save Ruth Jones' tortoise?

Ian saved Ruth Jones' tortoise from being crushed at a recycling plant.

How did David Mitchell end up with 100 packs of batteries?

David Mitchell accidentally received 100 packs of batteries instead of 10 from Ian on eBay.

What were the names used by the school kids to taunt Jason Manford?

The school kids called Jason Manford names like 'sausage' and 'meaty prick'.

Timestamped Summary

09:58Jason Manford shares the story of how he dressed up as a sausage to promote a local butcher shop and got assaulted by school kids, who called him names like 'sausage' and 'meaty prick'.

11:58Ruth Jones recounts the time when Ian saved her tortoise's life at a recycling plant, preventing it from being crushed.

13:14David Mitchell talks about how he accidentally received 100 packs of batteries instead of 10 from Ian on eBay.