The Ultimate Battle: 1 Billion Lions vs. Every Pokemon

🦁Modeling each lion as Pyroar, we calculate the base damage of Kyogre's Water Spout to be an incredibly large number.

🎮Using the mechanics of the Pokémon games, we see that spread moves and the support of other Pokémon make it impossible for the lions to win.

🔁Repetitive use of moves like Instruct and Helping Hand further amplify Kyogre's damage, leaving no chance for the lions.

🌧️Maximizing Kyogre's power with abilities, rain, and stat boosts ensures a devastating outcome for the lions.

👑The battle between 1 billion lions and every Pokémon is a one-turn slaughter, thanks to the overwhelming power of spread moves and strategic support.

What if the lions have infinite PP?

—Since this scenario ends in one turn, PP does not matter as the battle is over before it even begins.

Can Celebi time travel and defeat the lions before they are born?

—Even if Celebi were to time travel, Pokémon with multiple moves like Instruct and Helping Hand would ensure the lions' defeat.

What if the lions hold a Focus Sash?

—Instruct happens three times and Magic Room disables all items, rendering the Focus Sash useless for the lions.

What about the lion ladder?

—In the Pokémon ladder, the lions would be stuck in the Poke Ball tier, unable to compete with the overwhelming power of every Pokémon.

Can the lions use Wide Guard to defend against the Pokémon's attacks?

—Even if the lions were to use Wide Guard, moves like Faint would nullify any protection, leaving the lions defenseless.

00:01Introduction to the debate: 1 billion lions vs. every Pokémon.

06:41Setting the rules and methodology for determining the winner.

13:08Calculating the base damage of Kyogre's Water Spout.

14:21Exploring the mechanics of spread moves and the support of other Pokémon.

15:58Debunking common arguments against the overwhelming power of the Pokémon.

16:04Conclusion: The battle is a one-turn slaughter with Pokémon as the undeniable winners.