⚖️A judge in England had to decide on the legality of nailing testicles to a picnic table.
🔨Nailing testicles to a picnic table is illegal due to inconvenience and vandalism.
🌴In Florida, nailing testicles to a picnic table might be permissible.
🤔The judge had to think about the law for a long time before ruling it illegal.
😱The ruling led to a debate about the fate of the testicles and the inconvenience of removing the nail from the table.
Why did a judge have to make a law about testicle-nailing?
—A case arose in England where it needed to be determined if nailing testicles to a picnic table was legal or not.
Is nailing testicles to a picnic table legal?
—No, it is illegal due to inconvenience and vandalism.
Can you nail testicles to a picnic table in Florida?
—It might be possible, as Florida is known for its unique laws and events.
How long did the judge spend thinking about the law?
—The judge had to think about the law for a long time before ruling it illegal.
What were some of the arguments in the debate surrounding the law?
—The debate centered around the inconvenience of removing the nail from the table and the fate of the testicles.
00:03The video starts with Jimmy complimenting the guest's dress.
00:06Jimmy expresses appreciation for people who dress up.
00:16The guest shares a story about a judge in England who had to determine the legality of nailing testicles to a picnic table.
00:35It is revealed that nailing testicles to a picnic table is illegal due to inconvenience and vandalism.
01:00There is a discussion about the possibility of nailing testicles to a picnic table in Florida.
01:15The guest confirms that it is most likely possible to do in Florida.
03:10The guest reminisces about her past crushes and her belief that she influenced a tennis player's victory by squeezing her uterus.
04:23Jimmy and the guest discuss the guest's daughter having a crush on Jimmy.
