Star Wars Episode III: The Autopsy

TLDRStar Wars Episode three is the most disappointing thing since Star Wars Episode two. This review is going to be an autopsy video about Star Wars.

Key insights

🤔The movie had low expectations, and most people went to see it just to get it over with.

😬The prequel movies ruined the lives of Star Wars fans.

😂The movie was like going to an autopsy, it's dead and there's no changing that.

🙄The movie didn't ruin anyone's childhood, real-life issues like polio did.

🎥The movie was disappointing and dark, without any redeeming qualities.

Q&A

What were people expecting from Star Wars Episode III?

People were not expecting much from Star Wars Episode III, as the prequel movies had already disappointed most fans.

Why was the movie disappointing?

The movie was disappointing because it didn't live up to the expectations of fans and failed to capture the essence of the original Star Wars movies.

Did George Lucas ruin Star Wars?

No, George Lucas did not ruin Star Wars. The disappointment with the prequel movies was due to various factors, including poor storytelling and execution.

Why was Star Wars Episode III rated pg-13?

Star Wars Episode III was rated pg-13 because of its dark and violent content, which was not suitable for young children.

Are there any redeeming qualities in the movie?

The movie does not have any redeeming qualities according to the reviewer, as it was disappointing and lacked the charm of the original Star Wars movies.

Timestamped Summary

00:00Star Wars Episode three is the most disappointing thing since Star Wars Episode two.

00:23Most people went to see the movie just to get it over with, with low expectations.

02:56The prequel movies ruined the lives of Star Wars fans.

04:43The movie was disappointing like going to an autopsy, it's dead and there's no changing that.

05:56The movie didn't ruin anyone's childhood, real-life issues like polio did.