🛁Enjoy the always-occupied hot tub, monitored by an 8-year-old boy in goggles.
🔑Meet Doreen, the concierge with a hard month every month.
🗺️Explore the local sights, including the caves that every town seems to have.
🛎️Count on Trevor, the multitasking bellhop/valet/night manager/in-house doctor.
🥣Indulge in the continental breakfast favorites, including wet eggs and sausage that squirts.