📄The EU sends David Cameron a bill for 1.7 billion pounds, catching him by surprise.
💰The bill includes calculations based on illegal drugs and prostitution, leading to controversy and criticism.
🌐Germany and France pay less than Britain, causing frustration and suspicions of favoritism.
💣The EU's billing strategy is compared to sabotaging a relationship, with increased demands causing tension.
💼The bill's unexpectedness and timing, just before a by-election, adds political pressure for Prime Minister Cameron.